The Lonely Clock

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:01:29 -0700

edgaralanfrog: glencocoabutter: son, your mother and i are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:57:04 -0700

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

ineverexpectedthis: the—personal—quotes: my—teen—quote: Are...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:28:43 -0700

ineverexpectedthis:

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

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Mon, 13 May 2013 23:15:25 -0700

itswanderlust: Well said, ghosty.

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:06:44 -0700

itswanderlust:

Well said, ghosty.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:19:12 -0700

mlp-mavin-freejones: lusteens: p0kemina: I’m having an asthma...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:13:07 -0700

mlp-mavin-freejones:

lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

OMG

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Thu, 09 May 2013 23:29:19 -0700

aleclikesrice: jazzyjooosh: coledownlow: beyondthedistantstars...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:44:56 -0700

aleclikesrice:

jazzyjooosh:

coledownlow:

beyondthedistantstars:

Are you trying to give me heart palpitations?

Premature ones at that?!

:O

man, I had this idea ages ago

snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:39:53 -0700

snitskys:

hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just

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Wed, 08 May 2013 11:41:39 -0700

ceso-logic: danktronik: energy of this earth Words simply...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:12:01 -0700

ceso-logic:

danktronik:

energy of this earth

Words simply cannot describe how much I desire lightning shows in the summers night

hoplophilia: What alcohol says about you.

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:42:00 -0700

hoplophilia:

What alcohol says about you.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 19:27:51 -0700

itsmeeugenia: matte black cars are the best

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:09:14 -0700

itsmeeugenia:

matte black cars are the best

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:08:46 -0700

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

paging-doctorfaggot: this has made me extremely scared and...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:04:52 -0700

paging-doctorfaggot:

this has made me extremely scared and uncomfortable

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:56:15 -0700

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

suffferer: Me at parties

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:44:59 -0700

suffferer:

Me at parties

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Sat, 04 May 2013 21:26:08 -0700